| 1. | (Overture) : Why, Why, Why? |
| | 2. | The Sporting Life |
| | 3. | Dear Old Mum - A London-Irish Lament. |
| | 4. | Monty Mundy (Is Maltese)! |
| | 5. | The Shades Of Night |
| | 6. | What A Racket! |
| | 7. | The Bishop And The Actress. |
| | 8. | Think Of The Show! - A Thespian's Lament. |
| | 9. | Never So Nice In The Morning |
| | 10. | Health & Safety |
| | 11. | Worse Things Happen At Sea |
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